Whoever came up with the idea for 'Cards Against Humanity' is a sick genius.
Think of the most incredibly inappropriate statement you've ever heard come out of someone's mouth during the course of a conversation. This party game is far worse.
And it's probably not suggested that you play it in public where you WILL offend anyone within earshot.
The concept is black and white, quite literally.
But it's the gray zone, or what I'd like to call the Sphere of Masterfully Hysterical Political Incorrectness, which can turn a morally chaste classy woman into a foul- mouthed floozy.
You know the saying, it's all written in the cards. Well, in this game, the 'incorrect' phrases are actually printed on them.
White card expressions like, "An Ugly Face" or "A Super Soaker (tm) full of cat pee," can be used to answer the Black card question, "What will always get you laid?"
Now for effect, just say it out loud, the way you would while actually playing the game.
Q: What will always get you laid?
A: An Ugly Face
Q: What will always get you laid?
A: A Super Soaker (tm) full of cat pee
Feeling guilty that you just laughed out loud? Don't. Blame it on the cards.
You can always blame it on the alcohol, which you might want to consume while playing. It will help take the edge off of some of the cringe worthiness. Not that I speak from personal experience, but I do, you will laugh so hard that you cry, and then develop a painful stitch in your side.
Still don't quite get it?
The game plays like Apples-To-Apples, except dirtier (much dirtier), raunchier and far more tasteless than comedian Bob Saget performing his dirty stand-up comedy routine.
Black cards provide a question or statement with key words or phrases missing, which you get to fill-in with one of the ten completely unseemly White cards, which you drew at the beginning of the game and now hold in your hand.
If your fill-in-the-blank answers please 'The Card Czar,' or the person reading the Black card phrase, then you rack up what are called, 'Awesome Points.' The first player to have the highest number of Black cards ('Awesome Points') wins.
You should also know, the winner is most likely the dirtiest, deviant or debauched person sitting at the game table.
If you're not comfortable with offending anyone, this game is not for you, because it's offensive to pretty much... everyone.
If you have a depraved sense of humor, love to laugh and perhaps pee in your pants from laughing so hard - check it out, and find out the answer to, "Why am I sticky?"
You can download an online version of Cards Against Humanity from this website:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/cah/CAH_MainGame.pdf
Think of the most incredibly inappropriate statement you've ever heard come out of someone's mouth during the course of a conversation. This party game is far worse.
And it's probably not suggested that you play it in public where you WILL offend anyone within earshot.
The concept is black and white, quite literally.
But it's the gray zone, or what I'd like to call the Sphere of Masterfully Hysterical Political Incorrectness, which can turn a morally chaste classy woman into a foul- mouthed floozy.
You know the saying, it's all written in the cards. Well, in this game, the 'incorrect' phrases are actually printed on them.
White card expressions like, "An Ugly Face" or "A Super Soaker (tm) full of cat pee," can be used to answer the Black card question, "What will always get you laid?"
Now for effect, just say it out loud, the way you would while actually playing the game.
Q: What will always get you laid?
A: An Ugly Face
Q: What will always get you laid?
A: A Super Soaker (tm) full of cat pee
Feeling guilty that you just laughed out loud? Don't. Blame it on the cards.
You can always blame it on the alcohol, which you might want to consume while playing. It will help take the edge off of some of the cringe worthiness. Not that I speak from personal experience, but I do, you will laugh so hard that you cry, and then develop a painful stitch in your side.
Still don't quite get it?
The game plays like Apples-To-Apples, except dirtier (much dirtier), raunchier and far more tasteless than comedian Bob Saget performing his dirty stand-up comedy routine.
Black cards provide a question or statement with key words or phrases missing, which you get to fill-in with one of the ten completely unseemly White cards, which you drew at the beginning of the game and now hold in your hand.
If your fill-in-the-blank answers please 'The Card Czar,' or the person reading the Black card phrase, then you rack up what are called, 'Awesome Points.' The first player to have the highest number of Black cards ('Awesome Points') wins.
You should also know, the winner is most likely the dirtiest, deviant or debauched person sitting at the game table.
If you're not comfortable with offending anyone, this game is not for you, because it's offensive to pretty much... everyone.
If you have a depraved sense of humor, love to laugh and perhaps pee in your pants from laughing so hard - check it out, and find out the answer to, "Why am I sticky?"
You can download an online version of Cards Against Humanity from this website:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/cah/CAH_MainGame.pdf